Today I may have discovered the greatest find yet in this phenomenal metropolis.
Aeon, a giant grocery store chain, now carries Crystal Farms Cheese from Lake Mills, Wisconsin.
It was a beautiful sight to behold.
I hurried home to create the best bachelor's food yet this side of the Pacific: I dub thee "The TK Cheddar Dog."
Throw it in the toaster oven and top it off with some delicious Mucho Aloha hot sauce and be prepared to have your world rocked!